Indian weddings are huge. You’ll see every person you most probably know there. And not only knowns, there are hundreds of other different kinds of people also. From your distant relatives to your neighbors, you can find many people invited to an Indian wedding. But, not all of them are worth meeting like the drunk uncles. So, here is a list of people you’ll definitely want to avoid in Indian weddings no matter what.
1. The Drunk Uncles
They’ll become extra sweet and touchy when drunk. Also, they’ll probably ask you things which they already know such as your name! And will talk about all the things in the world and their philosophy of life. You need to probably run and hide from them but don’t miss their dance. For that’s what the most exciting thing is in Indian weddings.
2. The Recently Married Couple
You can spot them easily as their PDA would be continuously on. If anyone tries to talk to them, then they’ll start the tale of their wedding. From sangeet to Mehandi to Shaadi, they’ll tell every single detail as to how their marriage was the best one. So, if you don’t wanna listen to the exact wedding details, avoid them.
3. Creepy Photographers
Photographers in Indian weddings are really hilarious. They’ll take photos of you eating with plates in your hands, walking, or doing everything except while giving a pose! You’ll find your worst photographs later uploaded on Facebook and in wedding albums. So, avoid them and have a shoot from your phones.
4. Only Here For Food People
There are some people in Indian weddings who don’t care even whose wedding it is. They’ll just drag you to every single counter in the hall, make you wait in lines and then have every dish in the hall. They are like guides for the banquet hall having information regarding all the stalls. So, if you want to enjoy the wedding and not just eat, stay away from these people.
5. Matrimonial Aunties
There are always Aunties in Indian weddings looking for prospective brides/grooms for their children. They have probably inquired about every bachelor in the hall and are in search for more. So, if you don’t wanna get married anytime soon, avoid these Aunties.
6. FBI Relatives
They will probably ask you about every single thing you’re currently doing or have done in your life. From your studies to marriage plans to future goals, they want to know all about you. They will question you until you’re forced to think of your very existence on this planet.
7. Best Man/Bridesmaid
They are the best friends of the groom/bride. After the bride and groom, they’re in the spotlight. People talk about them and discuss their future. And if you happen to meet them by chance (because they’ll be so busy), they’ll discuss the groom/bride and all their details. So, unless you wanna listen to the groom or bride’s childhood from them, stay away.
8. Judgemental Relatives
No Indian weddings are complete without complaining Uncles or Bua. So, if you come across these type of people in the wedding, they’ll probably rant to you for around half an hour on how the wedding is a mess and could be better. No matter how perfect the wedding is, they’ll find faults deeper as it gets.
9. Distant Friends
You must have met them in school or maybe in a party or somewhere. But they remember you and will talk to you like your BFF. They’ll bore you asking you details of your life and telling theirs. You’ll prefer to stay home than to go to a wedding next time.
10. The Bride/Groom
They’re to be avoided because it gets awkward. After giving wishes, gifts, and a picture with the couple, you don’t know what to say to the couple. And, if you know about their past then the condition gets serious. So, it’s better to wind up the formalities and leave that stage as quickly as possible.
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